Where is Robert Stack? There’s a mystery here at work. And it’s right up Stackie’s alley because it’s totes unsolved. Like clockwork, someone puts a long strand of t.p. in the corner of the handicapped stall. It’s always in the same place. I always wonder what they are doing that for. I meant to take a picture of it on my way out yesterday but because it’s a mystery, it was gone. Anyway… what could the reason for this be? Does someone want to have like the t.p. “at the ready”? Are they shy and don’t want people to be able to see the little teensy weensy bit of space in the cracks in the door? Is it after hours and they want to(as my old roommate Graham would say) “rub one out”? It’s strange. And gross. And disturbing. Toilet paper should be on a roll or in the hole. If I have kids, I will make that a house rule. No playing with toilet paper! I think I’m going to investigate when people started t.p-ing. Is there any real way to figure this out? Maybe the first mention in popular media about it. That’s a start.
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