New football season: New Mayne Event!

August 30, 2008 |

I’m in a new Mayne Event for Kenny Mayne for this season’s opener Sunday Countdown. It concerns Mr. Favre. So check it out next Sunday…. (September 7th. Typically on around noon. But hopefully will have an exact time later!)

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Project Runaway

July 24, 2008 | | 2 Comments

I once pitched an idea for a fake show called Project Runaway where you had to pick the best Runaway. But this isn’t about that. This is about the new season of Project Runway and how they’ve totally gone overboard … Read More

The Dublin Commercial

June 23, 2008 | | 1 Comment

Here is what I went to Dublin for…

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TWIB Notes

May 17, 2008 | | 1 Comment

I cannot stand that commercial that is for some drug where the guy works on models. And then he asks the doctor how they can shrink the problem? The thing that upsets me? His model of the universe is soooo … Read More


New Favorite Awful Commercial

April 29, 2008 |

There’s a new winner in the awful commercial search. It’s these Gas X ads. Some sample dialogue from man at a job interview:

INTERVIEWER: Impressive resume. Flatulent in three languages. Graduated top of your gas…

then an assistant breaks in…

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April 25, 2008 |

Today, I woke up to two scenes of wicked injustice in America.

#1 The Sean Bell Verdict. All the police dudes go free! Yikes, hopefully there are no riots.

#2 Carleigh is voted off American Idol. WHAT? What of Jason? … Read More


Big Irish Baby

April 17, 2008 | | 2 Comments

I’ve just returned from Dublin where I filmed a commercial. (It’s only playing in Ireland. But hopefully I’ll get a copy and post it here. Anyway…)

The last time I was in Dublin was like 10 years ago. It’s changed … Read More


Actor Input?

April 9, 2008 |

Was watching one of the countless Law & Orders on tv this week and saw one where the blonde chick, Serena, gets fired because she is too emotional about her job and then she says, “Is this because I’m a … Read More


April 7, 2008 |

That For Eyes commercial I did finally surfaced on YouTube. My appearance really is mostly butt which is hilarious. Check it out…

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D List Moment

March 13, 2008 | | 1 Comment

Last night, Kathrine and I went to the ESPN The Magazine 10 Year Anniversary Party. Kenny Mayne had invited me so that was pretty cool. We took a cab and as we pulled up we saw there was a red … Read More