Two things.
First is, I was reading Rolling Stone and there was a mention of this silly game that the Department of Energy had put on their website. It’s called Energy Hog. Basically, you have to do things like caulk the windows real good before the Energy Hog can enter.
Who do they think will actually play this game? It’s ridiculous.
And yet… I’ve played it. They need to ramp up the Energy Hog character though. If it he were more pesky like say The Noid, or Captain Crunch’s nemesis the Soggies. Then it would be more fun to play. But really, they are just these big pigs who don’t seem to have much of a personality at all.
So there you go, DOE. Take those notes, work on the game, and bring it back to me. And I will play it.
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Yesterday, I saw a couple on the street. And they were arguing. Quite a scene. I think they were breaking up actually. But the most interesting thing about it was it was taking place without a single word being spoken.
Because they were deaf and were signing to each other. I accidentally just wrote “singing” to each other. And I guess that would count as not having spoken a word too. Still, that’d be a different kind of a break-up.
Anyway, in case you were wondering I think the dude was leaving her. And he seemed to be a cad. I don’t understand sign language. But I call ’em like I see them. You’re better off without him, babe.
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