I was waiting at the entrance to a building yesterday night when I noticed this podium where the security guard would sit. And on the podium was a sheet of paper with a picture attached. It read:
If you see this person, DO NOT LET THEM IN. Call the police immediately. His name is BLAH BLAH BLAH and he is not to be trusted. He may ask for these people. Do not listen to him. Do not let him in. Call the police immediately.
How weird is that?
And so I must wonder. What did this guy do? I suppose he used to work there. Or he’s just plain crazy. Oh yeah and I forgot. The note also said that the picture was 12 years old but that his appearance has not changed. So that means that this has been going on for 12 years at least.
I wonder how often he comes in. And if he tries a lot of different methods to get in. And if he’s ever tried Mentos.
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