Archive > June 2007

Hell’s Kitchen vs. Top Chef: Head-to-Head

Last night, I decided that I would check out this Top Chef business. So let’s take a look at HK vs. TC.
Premise
HK-A handful of chef hopefuls compete to win the executive chef position at a new restaurant in Las Vegas.
TC-A handful of chef hopefuls compete to win seed money to open their own restaurant.
Advantage: [...]

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The Wiener Jordan

Dear Reader,
You might not be aware that the famed Mustard Belt might be brought back to American shores next week. (The Mustard Belt? That’s the prize if you win the Coney Island hot dog eating contest at Nathan’s on the 4th of July.) But it might be done by less then ideal [...]

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ONN: In The Know–Kim Jong Il’s Approval Rating Plummets to 120%

Newest In The Know is here….
In The Know: Kim Jong-Il’s Approval Rating Plummets to 120%

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Kids Say The Darndest Things

You’ve seen this pregnant mom disappearance story I’m sure, right? Did you see what the kid said? The 2 year old child told the police, “Mommy’s crying… Mommy’s in the rug”. I read that, and I thought I was going to see some horrible resolve to the story where the little kid [...]

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You’ve Wanted To See Me In A Sexy Wifebeater

Your wish has come true…

(See other UCB-ers Eugene Cordero(who plays the Oates to my Hall), and Will “57″ Hines too!)

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Controversy!

Perhaps you’ve seen the little feud shaping up between Dan Rather and Katie Couric? He said this in an MSNBC interview “The mistake was to try to bring the ‘Today’ show ethos to the ‘Evening News’ and to dumb it down - tart it up in hopes of attracting a younger audience.”
People are up [...]

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Something We All Can Agree On

Now, you should know I’m not a big fan of our President. AT ALL. But my sister sent me something this week that indicated that not everything in the White House is evil. Exhibit A: Barney the Dog.
Cute right? I think we can all agree on that. And I’m [...]

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