Archive > September 2005

Huck Slim Tonight!

Again, I am doing my duty and alerting you that we are playing at the C-Note tonight at 8 pm. 157 Ave C(10th Street) 8 pm, no cover directions: http://www.thecnote.com/map.htm I feel like I have plugged this thing to death. But we are excited! so come and be excited with us.

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Shoes Clues

Why are girls so obsessed with shoes? If you were an alien and you were trying to learn about the humans that live on this planet, and you watched just a ten minute clip of Sex In The City you would pick up on this peculiar obsession with shoes that girls have. I remember watching [...]

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Loser Celebrities

This weekend, I made my way over to the oh-so-trendy Apple store in SoHo. The journey is always very amusing because everything becomes trendier there. Even the street sellers wares are cuter, and more sophisticated than over in the East Village. And the streets are cleaner. And have neat cobblestoney bricks. And then you’re in [...]

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The Go-Cart Mozart

Last night I took the suggestion for our Arsenal show and some girl shouted out, “Bruce Springsteen!” I didn’t really think about it until afterwards when Flynn said, thanks for wearing that shirt (it was just a dark red plaid short sleeve shirt) that she was commenting on my appearance. Did I look like Bruce? [...]

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Church on church

My friend Jeremy sums up the whole steroid thing by saying, “ballplayers are just stupid.” He means they just don’t know any better. They don’t care. All they know is they’re getting paid to hit a ball and whatever helps them do that, so be it. I’d like to believe that’s not true. You’d like [...]

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The Big "D"isappointment

If you were watching Monday Night Football last night, then you saw what I saw. Actually, you prolly saw even more than I saw. Since I live in New York, we watched the boring Gints/Saints game. But after that game was mercifully over, they switched it in progress to the Cowboys/Skins game. And it looked [...]

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The Spin Move

Four Square was played in the park yesterday with Purns, Sue, and Hammy and some others. As we were playing, people stopped to watch(they always do). One guy came up and said, “Are you playing Four Square?” And we replied, “Yes.” “I haven’t played Four Square in 30 years!” (beat) “Can I play?” Of course! [...]

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My Book Club

I saw this picture the other day of George Bush holding up Flat Stanley and I was thinking of books that I loved growing up. So here is a partial list: Flat Stanley –This is the story of a boy who is flattened by a bulletin board but then has adventures because of it. Including [...]

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If You See This Person…

I was waiting at the entrance to a building yesterday night when I noticed this podium where the security guard would sit. And on the podium was a sheet of paper with a picture attached. It read: If you see this person, DO NOT LET THEM IN. Call the police immediately. His name is BLAH [...]

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The Boob Tube

I don’t have cable. Instead, I feed off whatever crumbs the tv gods throw me. Typically, these are two channels. Chanel 11 and Channel 22. Which is UPN and TBS respectively. Yesterday, I was watching football which turned into Andrew Agassi losing valiantly to Roger Federer(I used the word “valiant” in 5th grade to describe [...]

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