This is a pirate tree house that Costco sells. It’s only $18,499.99 Someone please buy me this.
In other news, Jake is going to be in the next Mohels. He’s so excited! Look for it next Monday!
Archive > August 2006
I Want This
Burger Pie
This post sounds dirty. It’s not. About three years ago, Ben Rodgers and I conceived an idea so brash, so brilliant, the world wasn’t ready for it. In addition, we lacked the funds to bring this idea to fruition. And like Leonardo’s helicopter, and the first computer, and time travel, it [...]
Weenie Of The Week
This one’s easy.
In a 10 and Under Little League game in Utah, the Yankees were playing the Red Sox. The Red Sox were down at the end of the game, but had the tying run at third base with two outs. Romney Oaks was at bat. “Oaks is a frail boy whose [...]
Virginia, You Were Robbed
This is Virginia. She was one of the two finalists on the Fox TV show, “Hell’s Kitchen”. Let’s face it, I have a bit of a crush on her. She won I think all but one of the challenges. But she was pretty awful at the service side. Regardless, she [...]
Non-American Graffitti
This is brills… It’s painted on the security barrier between the occupied territories and Israel. It’s done by Banksy, a Brit street artist. According to Gothamist, he’s been doing some in Williamsburg recently too. I can’t wait to see one of these in person. It makes the altered Walk/Don’t Walk Signs [...]
Equal Opportunity Shame
Last night, while watching The Great Educator aka television, I was able to realize something. Men and women are pretty different. (This isn’t what I realized, I’ll get to that, I’m working my way up to that.) There’s a lot of things about us that you just can’t compare. For instance, [...]
Macgyver Terrorists
Apparently, there was some terrorists who were thwarted in the UK who
planned to mix some Gatorade with some sort of gel and then detonate it
via an MP3 player. How insane is that? Mostly, I just marvel at how
they are able to do that. That’s 100% pure Macgyver. But like Evil
Macgyver. [...]
Farminals
Farminals
Farminals is now on You Tube! Check it out and vote for it and with a little luck I could be back as a Captain Beefheart the loveable cow. More sprinkles!
