I’m in a new Mayne Event for Kenny Mayne for this season’s opener Sunday Countdown. It concerns Mr. Favre. So check it out next Sunday…. (September 7th. Typically on around noon. But hopefully will have an exact time later!)
Tag Archive > TV
Project Runaway
I once pitched an idea for a fake show called Project Runaway where you had to pick the best Runaway. But this isn’t about that. This is about the new season of Project Runway and how they’ve totally gone overboard on these people. The new crazy is Suede. Suede is a Saturday Night Live version [...]
TWIB Notes
I cannot stand that commercial that is for some drug where the guy works on models. And then he asks the doctor how they can shrink the problem? The thing that upsets me? His model of the universe is soooo shitty. I mean, this is this guy’s job. And yet his model of the universe [...]
New Favorite Awful Commercial
There’s a new winner in the awful commercial search. It’s these Gas X ads. Some sample dialogue from man at a job interview: INTERVIEWER: Impressive resume. Flatulent in three languages. Graduated top of your gas… then an assistant breaks in… ASST: Your son Rip is on line Toot. Brilliant people. Brilliant.
Injustice
Today, I woke up to two scenes of wicked injustice in America. #1 The Sean Bell Verdict. All the police dudes go free! Yikes, hopefully there are no riots. #2 Carleigh is voted off American Idol. WHAT? What of Jason? Brooke? Yeesh. Hopefully, there are no riots.
Big Irish Baby
I’ve just returned from Dublin where I filmed a commercial. (It’s only playing in Ireland. But hopefully I’ll get a copy and post it here. Anyway…) The last time I was in Dublin was like 10 years ago. It’s changed a lot. For one, the country’s doing a lot better. And two, our country is [...]
Actor Input?
Was watching one of the countless Law & Orders on tv this week and saw one where the blonde chick, Serena, gets fired because she is too emotional about her job and then she says, “Is this because I’m a lesbian?” Fred Thompson says “No! Of course not, No!” Serena says, “Oh, good. That’s good.” [...]
Customer/Butt
That For Eyes commercial I did finally surfaced on YouTube. My appearance really is mostly butt which is hilarious. Check it out…
D List Moment
Last night, Kathrine and I went to the ESPN The Magazine 10 Year Anniversary Party. Kenny Mayne had invited me so that was pretty cool. We took a cab and as we pulled up we saw there was a red carpet. I thought we should figure out how to not walk on the red carpet [...]
