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Last night, I went to my favorite bar Jimmy's to hang out with Siobhan and when I walked in I saw this woman who looked really familiar. She was looking at me too so for a bit I thought I knew her. I felt her name was Gail. I don't know why. Then I sat down and Siobhan said that they had to save some of the items on the menu for the reviewer from Food & Wine. Then it hit me! It was Gail. Gail Simmons from Top Chef! NICE. I had the cassoulet and the Aventinus. I'm pretty sure Gail tried everything on the menu. But it just goes to show you, both Gail and I have great taste.

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-------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Anonymous stuffingsouschefnumber1 COMMENT-DATE:10:12 AM COMMENT-BODY:That's pretty cool. But doesn't her "celebrity" undermine her role as critic? Restaurants aren't supposed to know when they are being reviewed or else they can provide special service, etc. that they wouldn't otherwise provide generic patrons. Am I right here? -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Nate COMMENT-DATE:10:17 AM COMMENT-BODY:hello stuffing sous chef number 1!

well, i think gail prolly now does more like fluff kind of pieces. like more restaurant profiles than actually like a true review. b/c yeah, it's hard to not know who she is. BUT... there are definitely different kinds of critics. ones that people don't know(like the infamous "shoppers") and ones that people do. for example, i'm sure that most restaurants would recognize Frank Bruni, the NYT senior food critic too! -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Dyna COMMENT-DATE:11:57 AM COMMENT-BODY:That's why food critics love disguises. -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Anonymous natsO'ssoxfanwhoisalsosouschef COMMENT-DATE:1:42 PM COMMENT-BODY:Also, curious to see whether there will be a TWIB posting with your thoughts on the latest regarding Clemens and his steroid using wife (What???) -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Nate COMMENT-DATE:4:38 PM COMMENT-BODY:TWIB notes are coming! -------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 10/03/2007 10:20:00 AM ----- BODY:
My dvr is exploding these days. There's too much to watch! Right now, I have these shows being recorded: --Prison Break --Top Chef --Tim Gunn's Guide To Style --Heroes --Mad Men --The War(PBS doc) --SNL --Mad TV(to watch Kula(!) and Dipps' work) --Colbert --Daily Show --Journey Man Wow. I think that's it. I taped Journey Man because I like that actor from Rome. But I snoozed through it. So it's coming down. But last night, I finally got a chance to plow through some of the muck. Still not through it all but I got a chance to watch Top Chef finally. So one of the things I like to do the day after I watch Top Chef is to read Gail's blog and Anthony Bourdain's blog. I just noticed there are other blogs. Which I knew before because I on occasion will read Tom's blog and Ted's blog. Then I realized that was just the tip of the iceberg. Because you could still read Padma's blog. But don't forget Rocco DiSpirito's blog. And Barton G's blog. Oh and what about Harold Dieterle's blog? And lest we neglect Lee Anne Wong's blog. Or Ilan's blog. Sam Talbot's blog. Marcel Vigneron's blog. Carlos Fernandez's blog. And Andy's blog. That's right, they have FOURTEEN BLOGS about the show! That's completely overkill. They have like say, 3. Maybe 4. Do we really care what Padma thinks? Personally, I only care about Gail and Anthony, and then occasionally Ted and Tom. Anyway... the final in Aspen is going to be Dale vs. Casey vs. Hung. It's prolly really just Casey vs. Hung. I'm rooting for Casey. It's a lot like Hell's Kitchen really. The technicians versus the artists. These chefs are so much more accomplished though than the Hell's Kitchen folks. Who you got? ------------- Also, I want to know how to get a note to Tim Gunn. I want to know what the 10 staple items for men's clothing would be. What do you think? I'm thinking: --All Purpose Suit --Fun Or Seasonal Suit(different color, or different fabric) --Dress Pants --Classic Dress Shirt --Casual Pants aka Khakis --Jeans --Sweater --Sportsjacket or Blazer --Casual shirt --Polo or similar(I hate the real polo shirt, I like a modified polo) I need a new sweater I think, a sportsjacket/blazer, and a fun suit. Based on Heather's recommedation, I'm going to start taping Kitchen Nightmares tonight.

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-------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 9/16/2007 07:01:00 PM ----- BODY:
This was my second year going to the Lower East Side International Pickle Festival. It's a fun little thing to do on a fall afternoon. There's about 10 or so pickle vendors showing off their wares. I have to say this year was better than last year. I think there were some new entries. This is McClure's Pickles from New York by way of Detroit.
A close-up of their signage.
This is what a pickle line looks like with the front of the line...
And the back of the line...
And the selection of pickles that I purchased for home. Note the folksy spelling of watermelon. Yum! [Note: Neil Casey claims to love pickles and even wears a Rick's Picks shirt. But he was nowhere to found. What a poseur!]

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-------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger logangal COMMENT-DATE:11:34 AM COMMENT-BODY:i'm so pissed i didn't know about pickle day! -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Nate COMMENT-DATE:10:31 AM COMMENT-BODY:Apparently, I was also on tv during the Pickle Fest! I walked in front of an interview. Which sounds like me, nothing will get between me and my pickles. -------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 8/28/2007 03:04:00 PM ----- BODY:
I played a bit of the Iron Chef alchemist the other night. I had some (hot) turkey sausages that were about to go bad so I decided I should cook them all up at once rather than risk spoiling some of them. So I browned them on a skillet. And then realized they were freaking huge! No way was I just going to eat them by themselves. So I thought I'd make a sub sandwich out of it, and sauteed some mushrooms and then got out some shallots. But they were rotten. I didn't realize that onions could go rotten, but they can! They can look downright gross is what they can do. Threw them away. And decided to just go whole hog and make it into some sort of stew. I cut the sausages up into slices. I added black olives, capers, diced tomatoes, cashew nuts, apricots, enchilada sauce and topped it off with some lemon juice to add to the liquid base to give it something more to boil off. And I simmered it forever. Trying to form a make shift ragu. To add to its quirkiness, I scooped it into a pita and ate it that way. It was good! But maybe that's just because I made it myself. Maybe someone else would think it was gross. Hmmm... I shall find out when I have the leftovers what my second opinion is. At least this was more successful then when I was a kid and decided to make bread by putting salt, flour, and water on a paper towel and putting it in the microwave. It rises into a giant air bubble and deflates. And it gets stuck to the paper towel. Oh, and it tastes nothing like bread. That's the problem with that recipe. Or the time Brent and I decided to make gummy berry juice. Remember the tv show? The gummy bears had a special juice that would make them bounce.. We figured if you melted gummy bears, that would make the juice. But it doesn't. I just melts it into a foul smelling and tasting jelly. So there you go, two recipes for free of what NOT to make. Don't ever say this blog isn't educational.

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-------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Olive Duster COMMENT-DATE:12:18 PM COMMENT-BODY:Can you send me the recipe for the Gummy Bear juice? I'm on a health kick so... -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Nate COMMENT-DATE:11:27 AM COMMENT-BODY:Here is the recipe:

Gummy Bears
Microwave
Glass

Put bears in glass
Put glass in microwave
Set microwave to 1 min
Melt bears

Enjoy! -------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 8/17/2007 10:22:00 AM ----- BODY:
Dear Reader, I forgot to post some thoughts on the finale of Hell's Kitchen this week. Forgive me! I know you were curious. Last night, I watched Top Chef too so I can offer some thoughts about both. Double Bonus! Okay, so it went as expected with HK. Who won? Rock did. I felt bad about this of course because Julia turned a bit traitorish on the girl's side. She was surly and sullen and gave Bonnie quite a bit of attitude. It got to the point where they ignored each other at times. So you knew at that point, she wasn't going to be great as a head chef. You gots to communicate, girl! Look at Rock, he had Josh weighing him down big time. Josh keeps maintaining he can cook and he's a great cook, but I've never seen him cook something successfully in the entirety of the show. Maybe he cooks well at home. That's prolly it. He also cooked a bunch of stuff at the same time AGAIN. When we know that in a fine restaurant, things are cooked "al menu". I learned this from Hung on Top Chef. That means, made to order. One at a time. But Rock dealt with it, he switched Josh to a station of just having things be warm(the Warmelier?), which he was able to handle. I think he put Vinny on fish, which seems just as dicey, but he made it work(Hmmm Tim Gunn?). So what's the morale of the story? Never give your restaurant to a nanny. Okay, on to Top Chef. This week, they had Daniel Boulud. He has the uber fancy (and expensive) french restaurant Daniel in NYC, which vies with Jean-Georges as one the best restaurants in the city(as well as chefs!). Everyone's expecting haute cuise but... The quickfire was making burgers. I thought that Howie was a bit of an ass kisser in this b/c he went all truffles which I guess is a signature dish of Daniel's(a $120 truffle burger). So instead, CJ won. I like CJ a lot. He's a likeable guy and according to Top Chef is the chef the viewing audience would most like to share a midnight snack with. I could see that. I think I'd prolly rather spend it with Casey. But if CJ was there too, to chat it up, I wouldn't mind. So no longer does the quickfire winner get immunity. Instead, he gets to pick his team. So he picks the team with the least drama queens. It's him, Brian, Casey, and Tre. Then you've got the team of the fireballs in the other side, with Howie, Hung, Sara, and Dale. It wasn't as clearcut though as you'd imagine. So they have to divide up because it's the Restaurant Challenge. And (Restaurant April)CJ put Tre in as Executive Chef, Ceej takes sous chef, and Brian is front of house. I forget what the fourth position was. Hmmm... Anyway, on the other side(The Garage), Sara nominates herself as Executive Chef, Howie is sous, Dale is front of house. And again, oops can't remember what Hung is. So Dale rocks the front of house except he can't smell and puts some stinky vanilla candles out. But Brian is a mess as front of house on the other side. Both meals come out inconsistent. The Garage is too winter-y and robust. And April overcooks their's. In the end, they decided to do a redo no-fairsees next week. Which makes sense to me. This time you'll really get to see who can get blamed for what. I would have booted Brian. However, he's never done that before so you have to cut him some slack. But next week, he better be on his game!

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-------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Sarah COMMENT-DATE:9:46 PM COMMENT-BODY:OK, so Sara and CJ are cocky snotty biatches that need to go. Sara has not cooked anything successful yet but nominates herself as head chef. And why can NO ONE on either of these shows cook f'ing risotto? -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Chris COMMENT-DATE:4:27 PM COMMENT-BODY:I've never seen a reality show personality go from such a likable character to a real villain as Julia on Hell's Kitchen. I was so disappointed in her attitude.

Meanwhile, the no-fairsees re-do was pretty entertaining. Madonna's brother is an ass. -------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 8/08/2007 10:32:00 AM ----- BODY:
After thinking a lot about cooking for awhile now, I decided to actually do some last night. So I went to Whole Foods and I bought a bunch of crap. I went to the fishmonger. How many times do you get to say that in modern times? (The English major in me wants to remark on how Hamlet insults Polonius by calling him a fishmonger. I think it means something dirty. But like "dirty" dirty. Because I'm sure fishmongers are dirty anyway. Not that the Whole Foods fishmonger was dirty, he was very clean. Anyway...) I had him cut me a tuna steak. Only it was huge, so I cut it up even further when I got home with my new slicing knife. I started building my little spice collection at home. Collecting anything has a sense of satisfaction to it. Unfortunately, some of the same brand of spice were not available so I had to mix and match. This disturbs my sense of completion. It's like collecting a bunch of Spiderman comics only to find out they're out of Spiderman the next time you're at the comic book store and you have to buy Batman. Fine, sure. But not the same sort of satisfying. So I know you're wondering but I TOTALLY secured some garlic powder, some cayenne pepper, some cumin seeds, some cilantro, and some coconut oil. Nice, right? I ALREADY had some sea salt and lime juice. So I mixed all spices together in a bowl---it's like I'm some sort of apothecary or something. And then I put some scoops of coconut oil in my skillet on high. While that was heating up, I coated the tuna in my magical spice powder. Then I threw the tuna in the skillet. That was dumb b/c hot coconut oil splashed on me. I'm a pro though, so I brushed it off. Then I started chopping up the cilantro, I freaking MINCED it people! That was for a garnish for the tuna steak. Unfortunately, this is when things started to fall apart. Because there was a lot of smoke from the tuna searing in the pan. So much it got hazy in my apartment. I started to cough. I turned my fan on high, I turned the a/c on high, I turned the exhaust all the way. And I opened my apartment door. Jake is smart though. He was laying right by the door low to the ground. I didn't raise a cat to be no fool. Smoke rises! I bet he was testing the doorknob to see if it's hot too. Like I said, I'm a pro, so I shrugged it off and I flipped the tuna. Then I doused it with some lemon juice(it called for lime juice, but I can improvise too). Then I finished it off. Shut off the burner and waited to die in peace. But not before sprinkling the cilantro on the tuna steak. Hello people! I cooked it perfectly! Lightly brown on the outside, nice and white on the inside. Then I paired it with a really light and surprising beer, called STELLA. I said, I'm gourmet right? Anyway, it was good. But the sad part of it all was I realized I prolly should not fry things up too much b/c of the horrible ventiliation probs in my eensy weensy kitchen. It's a shame because I clearly have mad skills. But that's ok, because the next thing I'm making is chili and that will be mostly simmering, after I roast open these special Mexican chiles I secured. -Top Chef

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-------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 8/07/2007 10:21:00 AM ----- BODY:
Last night was a bit of a tease. It wasn't the REAL finale of Hell's Kitchen but rather the first of a two parter. Not much happened either. They started designing their own versions of Hell's Kitchen(Bonnie is going really ecclectic and modern with a lot going on; Rock is going very austere, black and white). And while in the midst of this they get whisked away to Vegas by Ramses. I think I'm a little tired of the classic "isn't-this-house/apartment/hotel room-amazing?" shot. It's used in just about every reality tv show these days and I think it's become hack. We get it. It's really nice. Yay. Get on with it. In the beginning of Real World, we were impressed. But no more. We're over it. Then they have the big challenge which is to cook their signature dish to a bunch of the best chefs in Las Vegas. Bonnie narrowly wins. But I think there was some hanky panky in the judging. She was winning handily when a whole slew of the last few judges voted for Rock. And they kept saying that he had to win or else he'd be out. I think the judges knew this and voted accordingly to add to the drama. Considering that the last few judges were the last two winners of Hell's Kitchen! Seems a little fishy don't it? Anyway, Bonnie won anyway for her shrimp and lobster pasta. That means she gets to pick first for her team. She picks Jen. Rock picks Brad. And then the interesting times begin. Instead of picking Julia who's clearly next best, she picks Melissa the shrewish L.I. chick. Meanwhile, did I mention that Julia is in tears the entire time that she's here? So I kind of don't blame her. Rock picks Vinny instead of Julia as well. Finally, Bonnie picks Julia and Josh is left to be last for Rock. The first time that Julia shows some b*tchiness is shown when she says she's rooting for Rock. I guess Julia believes in bros before hos too. A lot of people are saying that it's going to be Rock hands down. But I don't think so. I think the nanny steals it. She's got a better line, plus she doesn't have the Rock Rage issues. Hopefully, Rock doesn't have risotto on the menu or else I forsee problems. Stay tuned for next week!

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-------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 7/31/2007 11:14:00 AM ----- BODY:
I don't know if Ramses made the best cooking related decision last night, but he made the right ENTERTAINMENT decision. Of course, we want to watch the hotty nanny and Rock square off. No way do we want to see Jen still around. Is it just me or does Jen really cry at the drop of the hat? And here's an awful statement, doesn't she look really gross when she's crying too? But some people look good when they're crying and some people don't. And Jen doesn't. So Bonnie remains and so does Rock. Did you notice too how Rock cleaned up his act BIG TIME last night? So who is the real Rock? Is he the respectful dude who showed up last night or is he the guy who proclaimed he doesn't work with b*tches? And Bonnie looked remarkably adept in the kitchen. Was that a fluke? Or did she finally get it? I think she prolly does get it, but when it was all of the rest in the kitchen it made her nervous. People breathing down your neck and such. It's been said before, but worth noting again---why do people always lose it when their parents come? They are only away from them for like three weeks? And they always go to pieces when they show up. These people are adults. It's weird! Other notes: --Rock doesn't seem too comfortable "at the pass". Not everyone can be Ramses when they are controlling things. But he looked awkward. --Bonnie shows that you don't have to be Ramses either at the pass. She calmly went over to Jen and explained what was wrong with the risotto. So she didn't seem like she was trying to be someone she wasn't, didn't anger Jen, and got the result she wanted. Call me crazy, but that's some good leadership skills. This is going to come in handy when they call everyone back from before to work the kitchen for them in the final service! --Back to pastries for Jen. At least she got that grand worth of cooking loot! Classic example of winning the battle, but losing the war here. --Bonnie will win the whole design your restaurant thing, I predict Rock picks something stark and a little impersonal for his design. Then again, I wonder what his Southern Creole restaurant looks like? All in all, I'm rooting for Bonnie. But can a personal chef really run a whole restaurant? Dunno. So this is a revisiting of last year--great palette, artistic hottie chick vs. the more accomplished chef. However, Heather from last year rarely seemed fazed in the kitchen whereas Rock has huge rage issues. I say Rock goes all Hulk in the last eppy and Bonnie wins narrowly as a result. But maybe Ramses will like it when Rock goes hulkazoid?

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-------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 7/24/2007 12:28:00 PM ----- BODY:
It was going to happen. You knew it. I knew it. We all knew it. It was just a question of when. Well, last night was when. Julia, the Waffle House cook, was finally sent home. But my beloved Ramses said he was going to send her to culinary school and then invite her back to Hell's Kitchen. Pretty cool! (Be honest, girls. You swooned! You wish he were sending YOU to culinary school.) I think he was right--she had all the skills, just lacked the know-how. When she comes back, she'll totes know what creme brulee is! Also, Josh got booted during the middle of service! How exciting was that? I was thinking about Josh this morning when I had an omelette at the cafeteria. The dude was working 4 omelettes at once. And they all came out perfect! Maybe risotto is more difficult than an omelette. But I don't think that spaghetti is. In other news, Rock continues to fall into a whole bunch of crazy. He then proceeded to call the other girls b*tches. Classy. Doesn't he know that the girls can call each other that, and Ramses can do it. But he cannot. He looks like a giant ass when he does that! So Bonnie was proven to be the queen of the service. And she chose Rock and Julia and Jules took the fall. Rock was lucky. Could have easily been him. He's going to have to be really good next week. Or else he's out! What do we think? Can the nanny prevail? I don't know. She's a lot like Virginia. Pretty. Creative. Excellent palette. But a little mousy and a little shakey in service. Mostly just not a machine like Julia was. But she can be good. So we'll see. I am rooting for her just like I was Virginia. I want to see Rock talk about himself in third person when he gets booted. He's next!

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-------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Nate COMMENT-DATE:12:59 PM COMMENT-BODY:BTW, "Ramses" is my nickname for Gordon Ramsay. I am trying to anticipate any comments thinking I got his name wrong. I'm all over HK, fools! -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Sarah COMMENT-DATE:11:36 PM COMMENT-BODY:Dude, Josh was on risotto every single week since the beginning and still can't get that shit right. And also still can't cook spaghetti...please. And yes, I swooned when he sent Wa-Hizzy to culinary school. Lovin' the Ram (that's MY nickname)! -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Frannie Parker COMMENT-DATE:5:09 PM COMMENT-BODY:I'd like to hear your thoughts on Rock of Love. -------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 7/05/2007 10:49:00 AM ----- BODY:
We went to the Shake Shack yesterday to do some research. You see, we're students in the field of the science of Yum. It's a demanding field. Lots of competition. Long hours. You don't get into this for the money. It's the pure satisfaction you get though for entering Flavor Town(if you've never been to Flavor Town, I don't know what to say to you---how have you been living your life?). The Shake Shack is famous not just for its titular shakes, but also famous for its really long lines(there is even a cool t-shirt they sell which says I (picture of Shake Shack) NY. And a huge line next to the picture of the Shake Shack. Pretty funny and cute.) They even have a nifty little web cam so you can see how the line is doing. Kathrine pointed out that this is of little use though unless you work or live near by the Shack, as the line will probably have changed by your journey's end. Still, it's neat! Get to the site of said Shack (by the way, it's totally not a Shack. I mean, it's the size you'd think of a shack, but it's made out of metal, and shacks have to be wood, right?)(what is it that marketers think is appealing about a Shack by the by? Why do we think buying electronics out of one is something we'd be interested in?(Radio Shack) and now there's shack-made shakes. But they ARE interesting, aren't they?)and the line is as advertised. LONG! We decide to guess how long it will be. I guessed 30 mins. Kathrine guessed an hour. Who do you think was right? An hour and five minutes later, we reach the counter of the venerable shack. They post a few menus along the way, so we had decided on the Shack Stack which is all three of the burgers(the Shack burger, the cheeseburger, and the 'shroom burger). One might think there were small and three of them, but no they are piled all together. It's a little daunting. We pushed on. When you're picking up speed towards Flavor Town, you don't get concerned over such trifles. I also got a black & white shake(I'm all about racial and flavor equality) too and we split some cheese fries(real cheese, not just whiz!)(again, American naming conventions are strange---why do we want to "whizz" on our fries?). We hit a food coma afterwards. But it was worth it. Next time though, i would go in the late afternoon and thus avoid both the lunch time rush and the dinner crowd. Also of note? The Poochini, a custard and dog biscuit treat for four legged friends! I didn't try it so I can't comment on that. But there were a few dogs in line, I didn't poll them but I am betting they were going to sample the poochini.

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-------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Dyna COMMENT-DATE:12:03 PM COMMENT-BODY:The lines are just as bad in late afternoon.

Your best bet is going when it's raining. -------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 6/29/2007 09:33:00 AM ----- BODY:
Last night, I decided that I would check out this Top Chef business. So let's take a look at HK vs. TC. Premise HK-A handful of chef hopefuls compete to win the executive chef position at a new restaurant in Las Vegas. TC-A handful of chef hopefuls compete to win seed money to open their own restaurant. Advantage: Push. The only difference is that the Top Chef peeps get full autonomy over what they are doing. Host HK-No real host. Action is moved along via cuts and voice over. TC-Indian model chick. Watching last night I had no idea who she was. She is so striking that it's almost distracting. No, strike that. It IS distracting. After some wiki research, come to find out that she is related to food. She is a cookbook author. Also of note, married Salman Rushdie. Advantage: Hell's Kitchen. The Indian model chick makes me think I'm watching Project Runway. It's better to concentrate on the contest itself. Contestants HK-Whole range of contestants here. From a Waffle House line cook, to a retirement home cook, to an executive chef. They've got it all! Last year they had a prison cook. This year a nanny. Which is neat. But clearly, some of these people are better then others... as opposed to... TC-All the people who are really good cooks. Well, with the exception of that hick country guy from the first episode. Still, the rest? They all know what they are doing. If you put the TC crew on Hell's Kitchen, they would all be able to consistently pan sear scallops, rest their wellingtons, cook a rissotto, turbot, etc. I've pretty much described most of the HK menu. That seems to not change at all from season to season. Why don't people just sit there and practice that sh*t? Anyway... so you have great cooks. Do you lose some drama factor? Advantage: Top Chef. Actually, you don't lose drama. The drama in HK is built in because you just KNOW that someone is going to rip into the Waffle Cook chick. But in TC, you're not sure who's going to get testy. In HK's this season, for example, you still haven't seen someone really shine. That kind of hurts the balance of the show. It also makes you wonder who is going to win and if they do, would you really ever go to their restaurant? Judges HK: Well, it's just the one guy. But what a guy! Gordon Ramsay is a certified *sshole! And he has an outrageous temper. So the whole show you're waiting for him to call someone a cow or donkey. You know he's going to stop service. It's just a question of when. TC: You've got the hottie chick from Food & Wine mag, the big chef dude, and then a rotating third judge, as well as comments from the host chick. Watching the show, I always didn't respect the host chick's opinion. Even knowing she wrote a cookbook, I still don't. I don't know what it is. Again, I think it's the whole model thing. That's shallow, right? But there it is. Anyway, the others are really good. But there's no danger. Advantage: Hell's Kitchen. You're getting mostly sober critiques from the TC group. Whereas Gordon Ramsay is going to cut these people down to size. It reminds me of our acting teacher in college. He was harsh. So harsh that people were afraid to take his class. Same way with improv. There's one of them that just gives some really poignant notes. And many people purposefully avoided those classes. But I loved them. Because you knew if you were doing crap, you were going to hear it. And if you did well, then you were doing very well if they said something. Challenges HK-They do pretty much dinner service for quite some time. During the day, they have some smaller challenges like the palette test and prepare your own meal and things like that. But by and large, it's getting through service. And it never really changes that much. Just who they are serving and who judges them sometimes changes. TC-This is one of the best parts of this show. It combines the best parts of something like Project Runway and Iron Chef. You get to see these people's creativity because they really have to come up with some things on the spot. With not a lot of time to do it. I will say this though, the TC dudes don't have pressure like the HK kids do. But, if they were put under that, I think they prolly would shine. Advantage: Top Chef. The challenges are all different. The infusion of the new judge every week helps as well. You see a lot of different kinds of food too. As opposed to the repetoire on HK. So the end tally? That's 2-2. It's all tied up. I'm going to have to watch more Top Chef to see which I like better. I think they are prolly different strokes for different folks. The real foodie would enjoy TC, whereas the reality junkies will love HK. Me? In a dearth of tv, these summer shows are great!

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-------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Dyna COMMENT-DATE:5:17 PM COMMENT-BODY:To complete your pantheon, you could watch "The Next Food Network Star," which is a contest reality show nominally about cooking. But it's almost unwatchably terrible. -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Anonymous Anonymous COMMENT-DATE:7:51 PM COMMENT-BODY:I watch both, but hugely prefer Top Chef. As much as Gordon Ramsey's meltdowns make for great TV, the Hell's Kitchen contestants are usually being judged on how good they are at being line cooks, while the Top Chef crew actually have to be creative over and over again. -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Nate COMMENT-DATE:10:46 AM COMMENT-BODY:Just watched "The Next Food Network Star" the other day. It is bad. Because 1) the people aren't the best cooks, and 2)the people aren't the most camera friendly people. So it begs the question, what are we watching this for? Also, would people actually recognize the Next Food Network Star? -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger logangal COMMENT-DATE:11:29 AM COMMENT-BODY:top chef! -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Sarah COMMENT-DATE:12:45 PM COMMENT-BODY:Brilliant analysis, mate. But still, Top Chef is the only way to go. I watch both but I can't even believe that the Wa-House girl is in the running to have her own gourmet restaurant, c'mon...the HK peeps are average... -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Anonymous Anonymous COMMENT-DATE:8:00 PM COMMENT-BODY:I prefer HK to TC because, TC is very boaring!!! I realize some shows may have superior chefs. Last year Virgina in HK was an awesome chef ala Charlie Trotter in her golden palate, but she ultimately lost to Heather who was superior with service.

If you look at the Red Rock Website, you will see the HK ACTUAL prize is being the "Senior Chef" not the Executive Chef " Hell’s Kitchen winner Heather West joins Terra Rossa restaurant as Senior Chef. She will be working under the leadership of Executive Room Chef Renato DePirro." http://www.redrocklasvegas.com/dining/terra_rossa.php

So, what HK is actually looking for is an extremely reliable line cook to work under an Executive Chef (who will develop the recipes). I think HK does put a few ringers in the mix so there is a legimate winner they can live with, but they add a waffle house line cook to make the show interesting. HK is really about entertainment.

Top Chef is more about recipe development (more like an Iron Chef America - lite) and some execution. Again, I prefer HK for pure entertainment value. -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Chris COMMENT-DATE:3:21 PM COMMENT-BODY:I have really come around on Gordon Ramsay. I was repulsed when I first watched him but he really knows his stuff. I think he is close to insane but he's compelling to watch.

There are a few amazing British shows he did, one called Boiling Point and a few seasons of Kitchen Nightmares; they're both riveting. Definitely worth looking out on the internet for. -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Nate COMMENT-DATE:3:59 PM COMMENT-BODY:hey Sarah, the Waffle House cook is still in it to win it!

anonymous, i actually read that the top prize was in fact the T-Bones Exec Chef spot but that they took that away from her and offered Heather the less desirable Terra Rosa job. but still was prolly better than her sous chef job she had before HK.

Chris, I have seen ads for Kitchen Nightmares and I am intrigued. I want to go to one of his restaurants soon. Saving up some dough. I won't be going up to the service area though to complain! I don't want to be called names. This is actually one of my favorite parts of the show. -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Anonymous ImAshroom COMMENT-DATE:11:38 PM COMMENT-BODY:HK for crying asian cowboy. Most LOL moment on tv EVER! -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Anonymous Anonymous COMMENT-DATE:9:20 PM COMMENT-BODY:HK has mass appeal not so much on the art of cooking just the cast of "real world" type personalities. After this last season I am firmly in the Top Chef camp.

That being said I would probably watch America's Worst Kitchens over both. -------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 6/26/2007 11:33:00 AM ----- BODY:
Dear Reader, You might not be aware that the famed Mustard Belt might be brought back to American shores next week. (The Mustard Belt? That's the prize if you win the Coney Island hot dog eating contest at Nathan's on the 4th of July.) But it might be done by less then ideal circumstances. This is disturbing. First, Joey Chestnut recently won a qualifying event in Atlanta and shattered Kobayashi's record of 53 (and 3/4)dogs, by eating 59 (and 1/2) dogs. Insane, right? But here's the rub. Recently, Kobayashi has a jaw injury and is suffering from jaw arthritis. He's planning to come anyway, but still. Don't you want a fair fight? But maybe this will make Kobayashi rise to previously unheard of levels even while hurting, like Jordan playing with a fever! I am rooting for Joey mind you. But still, you have to feel for the guy.

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-------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Dyna COMMENT-DATE:2:35 PM COMMENT-BODY:Racist. -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger HaveYouSeenLucky COMMENT-DATE:4:51 PM COMMENT-BODY:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN_H8GOF4_s -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Nate COMMENT-DATE:12:56 PM COMMENT-BODY:Kobayashi is totally coming! His trainer says he is feeling better. -------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 6/14/2007 11:35:00 AM ----- BODY:
Perhaps you've seen the little feud shaping up between Dan Rather and Katie Couric? He said this in an MSNBC interview "The mistake was to try to bring the 'Today' show ethos to the 'Evening News' and to dumb it down - tart it up in hopes of attracting a younger audience." People are up in arms about the tart business there. But it's not something that hasn't been said before. I don't think it was that egregious at all. I think he's right. It's precisely what has been happening with CBS News and anyone who doesn't think so hasn't really watched it lately! It's ridiculous. ------------- Some TWIB Notes: --If you are watching tv and see this Stop & Shop commercial where a bag of cat food and dog food are talking to each other? And the cat food is hitting on the dog food? That cat food is voiced by me. Now, I just eagerly await my exploding pants commercial(I am not making this up). --Cavs/Spurs: Most boring NBA Finals of all time? Prolly. Somehow it isn't as exciting seeing Bron Bron in his first finals as I thought it could be. But the problem is he has nobody to play with. And he just lacks the killer selfish instinct to be a one horse johnny. --Hell's Kitchen is on again! (It's pretty good. I'm not sweet on anyone has much as I was for Virginia, but still good.) I am so happy for something to cut through the summer glut. If anyone has any suggestions, I'm open to them. So far, I am watching Creature Comforts and Hell's Kitchen, and come next week, The Flight of the Conchords. --Speaking of, we saw them last night. They were great! I think, dare I say this, even better than Tenacious D! --Dyna was asking me if Brent and I are going to wear matching shirts again this year. Brent's wife Meredith does this cute thing where she buys us matching shirts every year and makes us wear them. Don't know if that will happen this year or not. But my favorite still was the Hawaiian shirts from our 30th. I should compile a photo collage of our matching shirts. Note to self. --Huck Slim goes into the studio again this weekend. So hopefully after this w/e 6 new tracks will be ready for a demo. Exciting! Look for it soon. --I think Toys 'R Us is running some sort of scam. Or maybe the cost of moving sand really is expensive. I wanted to get a sandbox for my nephew this week but the shipping on sandbox is $200! Yeesh. So I guess we're going to wait until I see him in person to go get it. It's just as well, this means I get to play in the sandbox too now.

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-------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Hawaiian Aloha Shirts COMMENT-DATE:12:17 PM COMMENT-BODY:Aloha, saw a mention of your blog in Google Alerts about matching Hawaiian shirts. We are a small Hawaiian shirt shop and we have some nice matching Hawaiian shirts, we plan on adding even more over time. Check out our matching Hawaiian shirts -------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 5/20/2007 07:14:00 PM ----- BODY:
A few things... --I went to San Loco today where they had 20 cent tacos in honor of their 20th anniversary. YUMMMM!! I had three tacos and it was less than a dollar. That's what I call a deal. --In the process of writing that first sentence, I realized that the cents symbol is no longer on the keyboard. This is sad as it means it is no longer useful. Oh Inflation! I hate you. --Watched a whole special on Houdini today and saw something amazing. No, it wasn't something Houdini did(although he did a lot of amazing things.) No, it was the fact that one of the talking heads on the program was Teller from Penn & Teller. Yes, THAT Teller, the one who's whole bit in that magic duo is that he never talks. So I heard Teller talk. As you might expect, it's not that exciting. If you thought that he had some sort of screeching banshee wail of a voice? Well, he doesn't. The funny thing though was that they blacked out his face. As if that saved the secret of him talking, and yet they still had the little byline underneath his blacked out form saying he was Teller. Weird, right? --The most interesting thing learned about Houdini is that he always said that no one could ever hurt him by punching him. I guess he had really strong abdominal muscles or something. So when he's over 50, he gives a speech at a college and later that day, some college students come by to visit him. And one of them wants to test his lifelong challenge and asks if he can punch him. Houdini agrees. And the dude punches him. Not once but three different times. And apparently Houdini wasn't ready for one of the later punches, he hadn't tensed his stomach muscles. And as a result of this he has appendicitis. Well, Houdini has a show to do. And he refuses to go to the doctor, he decides to finish the show first. And he ends up dying as a result. Some people say he would have died anyway. But the punch story is interesting. --In the topic of most annoying cheapie cable commercials, there is a new contender in the field. I was at an audition the other day with Anthony and he mentioned the Sir Charge(Surcharge) commercials for Time Warner. And yes, those are ridiculous. But there's also commercials for Daisy Mae BBQ. Now, if you haven't been to Daisy Mae, it's some tasty 'cue. Let me get that off my chest, before I trash their awful commercial. They must spend all their money on tastiness and none on ad budget. Because the commercial has this lame theme song that I suppose is supposed to sound like the Pogues or some sort of Irish band. But that's not the worst part. No, the worst part is this girl who is playing I guess a waitress and she's using this really weird lame faux put on Southern accent. It's actually hard to tell what sort of accent she's using. It's the sort of Southern accent one might encounter in 7th grade while taking Speech & Dramatics or something like that. Which makes me wonder about these commercials, and the actors in these commercials. Who are they? Are they really actors? I am hoping instead that they are friends of these places. I hope that Sir Charge and Daisy Mae girl are just good friends of Time Warner and Daisy Mae BBQ. Maybe they work there. I mean, we KNOW Nino is invested in Nino's because he's NINO. So that makes sense to me. But when it's someone that isn't easily identified as belonging to the company? I also wonder about all of those testimonial commercials. Because after awhile you realize that a lot of times, commercials are just filled with actors, even when they say or seem to represent normal people. But I can't believe that the person who was in those famous Broadway commercials("we laughed, we cried, it was better than Cats") are actors. If they are, they are awful. And if they are awful, why are these companies hiring them? But maybe they can't tell? I don't know. The whole thing just bothers me.

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-------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Dyna COMMENT-DATE:2:00 AM COMMENT-BODY:This post reminded me how much I live Nino's ads. -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Anonymous Tv Critic COMMENT-DATE:8:41 AM COMMENT-BODY:I know I'm replying to an old post but this is the only discussion I could find about the awful Daisy Mae commercial.

I'm convinced that every actor in that ad is someones relative and not a pro. Who would cast this group of idiots? The girl is so outrageously miscast. Her accent is New York Jewish / High school Tennessee Williams play bad.

I've seen this ad a hundred times and it always stops me dead. It's "hall of fame" terrible.

The rave reviews of the restaurant makes this a very curious thing. -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger Nate COMMENT-DATE:9:28 AM COMMENT-BODY:It's horrible! It's so late night crappy cable, it's not to be believed. I am holding fast to the belief that it's all relatives and they don't know anything about making a commercial. Because to think these are real actors makes me too sad. -------- AUTHOR: Nate DATE: 5/17/2007 11:56:00 AM ----- BODY:
Well, this news should make all of my fellow DC expatriots happy. Five Guys is coming to NYC! Five Guys make one of the most delicious burgers known to man. I first discovered them because they were within walking distane of my very first grown-up apartment in Park Center back in Arlington, VA. It's messy. But it's GOOOOOD.

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-------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Anonymous Justin COMMENT-DATE:2:30 PM COMMENT-BODY:this is huge! free peanuts! -------- COMMENT-AUTHOR:Blogger logangal COMMENT-DATE:2:55 PM COMMENT-BODY:Field trip to Five Guys in the future! --------