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		<title>The Onion: Everything&#8217;s Great In Iraf</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 20:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out the latest In The Know that I&#8217;m in. Don&#8217;t know why people are complaining about the war, everything&#8217;s fine in Iraf&#8230;. In The Know: White House Announces &#8216;Everything Is Great In Iraf&#8217;]]></description>
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		<title>The Onion: Should We Be Shaming Obese Children More?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest In The Know that I&#8217;m in from the ONN&#8230; (Note Huskey&#8217;s character&#8217;s book, Fudgie The Boy) In The Know: Should We Be Shaming Obese Children More?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The latest In The Know that I&#8217;m in from the ONN&#8230; (Note Huskey&#8217;s character&#8217;s book, Fudgie The Boy)<br />
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		<title>ONN: In The Know&#8211;Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa&#8217;s Feelings?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 15:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Latest In The Know from the Onion! In The Know: Is Our Wealth Hurting Africaâ??s Feelings?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Latest In The Know from the Onion!</p>
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		<title>ONN: In The Know&#8211;Kim Jong Il&#8217;s Approval Rating Plummets to 120%</title>
		<link>http://www.shelktone.com/2007/06/21/onn-in-the-know-kim-jong-ils-approval-rating-plummets-to-120/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=onn-in-the-know-kim-jong-ils-approval-rating-plummets-to-120</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 14:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newest In The Know is here&#8230;. In The Know: Kim Jong-Il&#8217;s Approval Rating Plummets to 120%]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Newest In The Know is here&#8230;.</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/63055/video&#038;autostart=false&#038;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KIM_JONG_0.jpg&#038;bufferlength=3&#038;embedded=true&#038;title=In%20The%20Know%3A%20Kim%20Jong-Il%27s%20Approval%20Rating%20Plummets%20to%20120%25"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_kim_jong_ils_approval?utm_source=embedded_video">In The Know: Kim Jong-Il&#8217;s Approval Rating Plummets to 120%</a></p>
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		<title>ONN: In The Know, War On Terror</title>
		<link>http://www.shelktone.com/2007/05/25/onn-in-the-know-war-on-terror/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=onn-in-the-know-war-on-terror</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 15:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest! What about the ghosts of terrorists? In The Know: War On Terror]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The latest!  What about the ghosts of terrorists?</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/62008/video&#038;autostart=false&#038;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/GHOSTS.jpg&#038;bufferlength=3&#038;embedded=true&#038;title=In%20The%20Know%3A%20War%20On%20Terror"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_war_on_terror?utm_source=embedded_video">In The Know: War On Terror</a></p>
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		<title>ONN: In The Know: Teenagers and Alcohol</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 16:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the newest In The Know clip from ONN. Check it! In The Know: Teenagers and Alcohol]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the newest In The Know clip from ONN.  Check it!</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/61757/video&#038;autostart=false&#038;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/HS_DRINKING.jpg&#038;bufferlength=3&#038;embedded=true&#038;title=In%20The%20Know%3A%20Teenagers%20and%20Alcohol"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_teenagers_and_alcohol?utm_source=embedded_video">In The Know: Teenagers and Alcohol</a></p>
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		<title>ONN: Life Before The Segway</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 15:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I forgot to post this last week. Latest installment of &#8220;In The Know&#8221;&#8230; In The Know: Do You Remember Life Before The Segway?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I forgot to post this last week.  Latest installment of &#8220;In The Know&#8221;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Onion: The U.S. Moat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in another ONN(Onion News Network) segment today. Today&#8217;s In The Know concerns plans for The U.S. Moat&#8230; In The Know: The U.S. Moat]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m in another ONN(Onion News Network) segment today.   Today&#8217;s In The Know concerns plans for The U.S. Moat&#8230;</p>
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		<title>D-Day: The Onion(ONN)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is the launch day for the Onion News Network which is a new part of the Onion that is essentially like a CNN style 24 hours news network, but in an Onion style world of news. Go to www.theonion.com or tv.theonion.com to check it out. But first, check out this fun clippy with yours [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today is the launch day for the Onion News Network which is a new part of the Onion that is essentially like a CNN style 24 hours news network, but in an Onion style world of news.  Go to <a href="http://www.theonion.com">www.theonion.com</a> or <a href="http://tv.theonion.com/">tv.theonion.com</a> to check it out.  But first, check out this fun clippy with yours truly in it!</p>
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