Here’s my latest song written for Song du Jour. It’s an ode to the East Village. Lyrics: I remember when James took me here or was it Chris Yeatts? He said, “Cabby, take us down to Astor Place. “ Drop us off right there at St. Mark’s in front of Cooper Station I’ve had a [...]
Archive > May 2009
All Of Your Wildest 12 Year Old Fantasies Are Coming True
I’m in a performance at UCB on Monday. It’s called Fantasies Of A 12-Year Old Girl. It’s written by the awesome Miss Allison Bennett. And directed by fabulous Miss Caitlin Tegart. And stars the sublime Miss Ari Scott and wonderful Miss D’Arcy Erogan with little ol’ me. I play a money hungry record producer, an [...]
Song du Jour: Hey Dear
Here’s my latest song for Song du Jour. It’s called Hey Dear… lyrics: Hey dear Could you come down here? If you want you can stand on your French balcony I’ll yell so you can hear Kat Kat Kat Kathrine got your tongue You’re so quiet today Kat Kat Kat, throw down your hair So [...]
Meatloaf Sings Old Sayings
A dream of a lifetime, I get to play Meatloaf! Check out this video…. written by Guy Patton
Too Much Of A Good Thing
Yesterday, I had to eat the same sandwich for about 8 hours. It wasn’t some dare I was doing but for a shoot. And don’t get me wrong. It was a great sandwich. An Italian, with prosciutto, salami, and cappicola ham. Sundried tomatoes. Provolone. Lettuce. But still… it was too much. I used to laugh [...]
