Today, I realized what was wrong with how I’m approaching life. I need a sidekick.
I was in an audition today and this guy had a sidekick with him. Like, literally that’s what he called him. “Here’s Bob, he’s my sidekick.” Think of how much you’d get done, and how much you’d already outnumber people by virtue of your sidekick. And how much you’re almost already a superhero. Plus, it’s more empowering to say—this is my sidekick. Rather than my assistant, my personal shopper, my maid, whatever. Plus once you have a sidekick you can move on to acquiring other things. Like henchmen for example.
17/09/2008 at 9:18 am Permalink
Um… hello? You were born with a sidekick!
17/09/2008 at 9:25 am Permalink
hmmm that’s a good point. but he’s not around enough! where was he when i was at that audition? i was out-sidekicked!
17/09/2008 at 9:45 am Permalink
btw – the new site looks great! I think I would like to hire you. Are you available to work a kid’s 5th birthday party this weekend?