Archive > July 2007

Hell’s Kitchen TWIB Notes

I don’t know if Ramses made the best cooking related decision last night, but he made the right ENTERTAINMENT decision. Of course, we want to watch the hotty nanny and Rock square off. No way do we want to see Jen still around. Is it just me or does Jen really cry at the drop [...]

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ONN: In The Know–Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa’s Feelings?

Latest In The Know from the Onion! In The Know: Is Our Wealth Hurting Africaâ??s Feelings?

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Show Time

Next week, I’ve a bevy of shows to do which is exciting. If you’re jonesin’ for some “Heaven Help Me” Nate Shelkey(that was Matt Pack’s nickname for me when considering nicknames for the infamous UCB Fight Night), you can find me these places…. MONDAY Sunny-Side Up, UCB, 9:30 pm This is some themed improv. The [...]

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Smothered & Covered

It was going to happen. You knew it. I knew it. We all knew it. It was just a question of when. Well, last night was when. Julia, the Waffle House cook, was finally sent home. But my beloved Ramses said he was going to send her to culinary school and then invite her back [...]

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Proof Tiger Woods IS A Robot!

This is a picture from the British Open. Look closely at Tiger Woods’ hat. But don’t think about it too much. What is the first thing that comes to mind? Got nothing? Ok. Try this. Look at the other picture… Ok, now what do you think? EXACTLY! Tiger Woods is clearly a decepticon!!! He’ll try [...]

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Ark Needed

This is the weather forecast for the next week: It doesn’t look good.

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TWIB Notes

–Finally, they kicked off Melissa on Hell’s Kitchen! I hated the sound of her voice. Long Island accents are particularly piercing. Is Rock going crazy? I think he’s going to have a meltdown at some point. Don’t the guys really have to step it up at this point? For those of you who aren’t paying [...]

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The Shack of Shake

We went to the Shake Shack yesterday to do some research. You see, we’re students in the field of the science of Yum. It’s a demanding field. Lots of competition. Long hours. You don’t get into this for the money. It’s the pure satisfaction you get though for entering Flavor Town(if you’ve never been to [...]

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