Archive > December 2006

Shave & A Hair Cut: Two Shots?

I got a haircut this weekend. Pretty exciting right? That’s worth a whole blog post, right? Oh ye of little faith! I have interesting things to say. I do, I do! I got a haircut at the place that’s right next to my apartment building. There’s this dude [...]

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Snowjobs

Every year some wag references the famous editorial where some young girl wrote the New York Sun and asked “Is there a Santa Claus?”. Well, you know how it started out. It always reminds me that my friend once went out with a guy who claimed that guy(see left) was his grandfather. [...]

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It’s A Jolly Ollyday With Mary(not so much)

So I said I would go, and of course I did. Saturday went to The Holiday with my friend Siobhan. I told her how the movie was getting slammed left and right, but she said she still wanted to go. (By the way, there is a preview for a movie where Hugh [...]

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Fun With Audio

I’m fooling around with my old Roland 8 track that I used to record with before I went all Pro Tools. Now, I’ve just discovered this cord that came with my laptop that lets me transfer all of my old Roland stuff to my computer. This makes me happy. So now I [...]

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Ro-Co Corner

The Wash Post totes just slammed “The Holiday” that new movie that is opening this weekend. This is the one where Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet switch apartments for a holiday to get away from everything and they become mixed up with Jude Law and Jack Black respectively. Can it really be this [...]

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Woolly Bully

I do a lot of my best thinking in the bathroom. This is why I am surprised how girls make such a quick exit. Guys, we take our time. Anyway. For some reason, I started thinking about bullies the other day. (No, I was not being beat up in the [...]

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Girlscouts Vs. Boyscouts

Is there any debate here? Girlscouts beat Boyscouts hands down. And it’s on the basis on one thing. The COOKIE. Because I was a boyscout for like six months. And let me tell you, in that brief period of time we had to sell:
–Christmas wreaths
–unpopped popcorn(the kernels I’d guess you’d [...]

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It Makes No Difference

I ran into this girl on the street the other night. We know each other from a reading we did back in the day. What is funny is that we started talking about Huck Slim and she said to me, “I get your emails” and I said to her “Yeah, I get yours [...]

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It Makes No Difference

I ran into this girl on the street the other night. We know each other from a reading we did back in the day. What is funny is that we started talking about Huck Slim and she said to me, “I get your emails” and I said to her “Yeah, I get yours [...]

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Terrorist Cell Phones

I just finished “Cell” by Stephen King. It’s all about a plot where some sort of terrorist strike is down by sending out some big pulse on cell phones and causing people to go crazy and kill each other. I think it’s all born out of Stephen King’s hatred and distrust of cell [...]

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