Last night, I went to one of those bars where girls get up on the bar and dance. Sometimes, they take off their bras. And then they hang up them behind the bar. Every single time I have been to one of these bars? A girl has wanted to go there. [...]
Archive > November 2006
The Bathroom Mystery(The Best Kind)
Where is Robert Stack? There’s a mystery here at work. And it’s right up Stackie’s alley because it’s totes unsolved. Like clockwork, someone puts a long strand of t.p. in the corner of the handicapped stall. It’s always in the same place. I always wonder what they are doing that [...]
TWIB Notes
When I don’t really have a fully formed idea for an entry and it’s just a bunch of short thoughts, I’m going to keep calling it TWIB notes. Even though that technically would mean it’s about baseball(This Week In Baseball). But it’s not. Sidenote: TWIB was one of the most enjoyable [...]
Post Turkey Thoughts
I was just at an audition today and as is often the case, there a bunch of models in the waiting room. Now, the only time I’m in a room with models and it’s my audition is when it’s the classic regular joe guy (or even worse schlub) and gorgeous girl spot. Therein [...]
ESPN: We Meet Again
Did yet another bit for Kenny Mayne with ESPN. As always, it’ll be on this Sunday around 12:15-12:30 on the NFL Sunday Countdown. This one proves to be pretty funny as the premise is that Terrell Owens has a play on Broadway about his life called “Little T Learns To Share”. And [...]
Previews I Have Known That Stunk
In the midst of the previews for Stranger Than Fiction, a heart warming story about Will Smith and his son came on screen. Will Smith’s character falls on hard times and has to scrape together to make things work for his little family. Even sleeping in a bathroom because they get evicted from [...]
Shitty Demo fun
This is a little Sunday morning shitty demo fun. That song that I posted about before, The Fry Cook’s Lament? This is a rough version of it this morning. I’m singing and playing really low because I don’t want to bother my jerky downstairs neighbor. Enjoy.
The Fry Cook’s Lament
I Am Wearing Two Different Socks Today
I am curious to see if this will be noticed. The color difference is pretty egregious. One is blue and one is black. You might say, well those can look similar. These two cannot. I have banned myself from crossing my legs today so it makes it harder to notice. [...]
