Porter and I take to talking about this upon occasion: What the greatest tv theme show songs are. I will always bring up the Perfect Strangers theme show song. It’s compact, like a good tv theme show song should be. It’s catchy, like a good tv theme show song should be. [...]
Archive > September 2006
Holy Cannoli
I was going to just write something about this homework report that came out, and I will in a second. But I went onto ESPN and it seems Terrell Owens tried to committ suicide! Yikes. T.O. is most definitely a drama queen. Note that he took only five of the pain [...]
More ESPN Adventures
So I did another thing for Kenny Mayne this week along with Lathan and a bunch of other UCB-ers. We are re-enacting the 100th anniversary of the forward pass. Rob plays the quarterback, and Bobby Moynihan is the receiver and Eason and I play wonderfully nuanced interior lineman. Joe Namath is supposed [...]
Four Square Ala Internet
Hey all you Four Square Fans! Check this out:
http://www.simpleshoes.com/misc/FlyingSociety.aspx
At the bottom of the page is a link to an online Four Square game. Enjoy!
Photos For Fatties
My brother just alerted me to this wonderful new feature available on cameras by HP. It’s supposed to counteract the camera adding ten pounds. It’s called “slimming”. Check out this video they have on it on their site. It’s hilarious. This is so insulting. I can’t wait to use [...]
Mr. Pickle
Hey Pickle Town! I just went to International Pickle Day which is on Orchard St between Graham and Broome right now. If you are in the LES, you should go. I had 4 different kinds of pickles and pickled okra, pickled peppers, and pickled pear. My thoughts are that if you [...]
I Know There’s A Word For This
I found out the other night at dinner that there is a term for cats who eat clothing. So ‘Bert or Jake, I’m not really sure which one does this now, you’ve got “pica“. There’s even been a study at Cornell about it. Basically, what it says is that pica is feline [...]
The Cat Came Back
At Orange Hunt Elementary, our music teacher Mrs. Banks(who was hated) taught us a song called “The Cat Came Back”. It’s about a particular pesky cat that even though the narrator of the song tries to get rid of, well, you prolly figured it out. The cat keeps coming back. But that’s [...]
San Diego Chicken & Friends
Siobhan & I went to see the Mets last night play the Dodgers(she was excited to see Nomar play). They clobbered the boys in blue, and we got to see an inside the park home run.
After seeing the CowbellMan(he’s an official Mets person who’s allowed to roam the stadium with his cowbell and incite [...]
An Origin Story
It seems like HBO is intent on playing In Her Shoes like every night this week. So I’ve been watching this. I remember the first time I saw it, I had never heard this poem (which Cameron Diaz’s character reads haltingly (because she’s dyslexic) for this old dying English professor(and as you’d imagine [...]
