Yesterday, I went to Hooters to watch the end of the World Cup final. We had selected Hooters because we thought it wouldn’t be that busy at all compared to a regular sports bar. We were pretty much right. I think I’ve been to a Hooters three times in my life. But yesterday I realized something: Hooters isn’t as cool as it should be. In fact, it’s kind of lame. Because the outfits? They suck. First off, they don’t even LOOK good. So what’s the point behind them? Those orange shorts? They look like something from Flash Dance. 2nd, the t-shirts don’t look so hot either. So I propose a costume shift. If I was going to manage Hooters, I would go for let’s say Daisy Duke shorts(cut-off jean shorts) and then like maybe a gingham top tied off at the the belly button. I guess that’s going for Daisy Duke all the way. What’s wrong with that? Anyway, my point being, let’s develop something here where the girls look good, and feel good, and everyone can get on board with having this place be not an exercise in humiliation. Doesn’t that seem fair? Just let girls wear something that looks great and guys will come. Trust me. Face it, I’d be an awesome boss.
No Comments on "Building A Better Hooters"