There is a picture up on the bulletin board in my lobby at home. There’s printing above his picture. It reads: parole violator. Looking at it, I thought the guy did look familiar. Then I realized why. It’s the guy who lives across the hall from me. After crystalizing [...]
Archive > July 2006
The Love Corner Bistro
Siobhan has had this Feng Shui book and was telling me about it. It has this section on this thing called your “Love Corner”. The Love Corner is in the southwest corner of your bedroom. Or to make it more simple, normally the corner to the far right of the doorway. [...]
A Stitch In Time
Last night, I made Clem stop with me so I could take a snap of this… Do you recognize it? These are the dresses that won the first three challenges of Project Runway. It’s pretty cool that they are on display for everyone to see outside of the flagship Macy’s on 34th St. [...]
A Dirty Job But Somebody Has To Do It
I just went on a ridiculous audition wherein I had to slow dance with some model and stick my face in her chest. It was one of this classic commercials where it’s like ordinary average guys and super hot models. So the waiting room is hilarious. A guy on his way out [...]
Note to Dudes with Rings
In preparation for my trip to Shea, I was reading to see what the deal is with umbrellas and stuff since it looks like it might rain. There’s a section that talks about the scoreboard stuff. Apparently, it’s free to request things to show up on the scoreboard. But there’s one caveat:
“Marriage [...]
Love Train
Today, I went down the stairs to the pit of despair known as the 2nd Ave stop when it’s hot in the summer and there’s no trains waiting. And I was resigned to the fact that it was going to be packed. It was going to be sticky. And misery would love [...]
Fantastic Crossword Idea
One time “57″ and I were shooting the breeze and we somehow stumbled onto the conversation of ‘Bands that Have Literary References In Their Name’. I was just trying to remember these and then further trying to figure out what is a good way to utilize this list and then it hit me. [...]
A Point of Fact
There’s nothing to do when the toilet you’ve just used starts overflowing in the bathroom of a restaurant but run like the wind. And never return to that restaurant ever again. Don’t make that classic villain blunder by returning to the scene of the crime!
Putting The Call Out: Ya Got Soul?
So a bit of bad news… Huck Slim is losing another man. Man down! Vince, our mando player is leaving to go to DC to become a booze distributor. If I had a nickel for every friend who went got suckered for those get rich liquor distributorship schemes…. Sidenote: That’s [...]
Building A Better Hooters
Yesterday, I went to Hooters to watch the end of the World Cup final. We had selected Hooters because we thought it wouldn’t be that busy at all compared to a regular sports bar. We were pretty much right. I think I’ve been to a Hooters three times in my life. [...]
