Got back last night. I must remember to always fly to LGA if I can help it. JFK is too far and too expensive a cab ride. $45 flat fee, but then there’s the tolls and what am I not gonna tip the guy? Sixty bucks all told.
Anyway, here’s a play-by-play [...]
Archive > March 2006
TWIB Notes
Clearwater and LRH
I just realized after reading the article on Scientology in Rolling Stone that I will be traveling to the Scientology capital of the world. Which is Clearwater, Florida also home of the spring training of the Philadelphia Phillies. I wonder what the fightin’ Phils think about this? Also, is it any wonder [...]
Marvelous Nathan Haggler: A Bed Time Story
[I am going to regale you with a fascinating bed buying story. Enjoy!] After ten years, I finally decided my old bed was finally worn out. So I asked her for the ball, and tapped my left arm and to the bullpen, signalling for… (a left handed bed? This metaphor has [...]
Grapefruit League
So here’s something. Next week, my dad and I are going to Spring Training in Florida! I’m pretty excited. Going for like four or five days. We’ll see the O’s, Braves, Nats, Braves, Dodgers, Mets, Cards, Astros, maybe the Pirates and Phils, and if we are lucky the Yanks. Hopefully, [...]
The Green Grocer
So Huck Slim is playing at Arlene’s Grocery tomorrow. If I didn’t already send you a plug about it, or if you are one of the people who keep coming to this blog to read about elephant sex, you can also come to the show tomorrow. It’s at 10:30 pm. Go to [...]
Educating Roberto, #3
So finally I got off my lazy butt and went to the pet store to get some materials for the experiment. The pet store that I go to is hilarious. It’s a store I used to make fun of before I had cats. The store is called Whiskers and underneath it says, [...]
Trickling Down
There’s a trend happening right now and I’m here to call attention to it. I want it to stop. It’s a bit like when you are young and you start imitating your parents. But that’s what’s confusing. When you are older, don’t you imitate your friends? You pick up their [...]
