Archive > February 2006

Faking It

So last night Huck Slim went to an open mic. And there was a couple of old timers at the bar(it was that kind of bar). And one guy obviously liked us and the songs. He said to me, “You look like Roy Clark. From far away.” And then he [...]

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Mr. Clean

Yesterday, I purchased a Swiffer for the first time. I’ve yet to try it out but I’m envisioning a near utopian existence as far as cleanliness goes. You see, I’ve no vacuum. And I’ve got hardwood floors. So normally, I sweep. And every once in a while, I mop. [...]

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There’s A New Name In Town

I encountered someone with a really rather ridiculous name at an audition yesterday. And it made me think of other people that I knew in life who had peculiar names. In particular, people that had made-up names. Like this guy named Bill Stone in college. About a month into college for [...]

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Swimming In It

[Ok, first things first. When you log onto blogger, today they've changed their logo so that it's a heart. What a big ball of gouda. That's a little sidenote to start things off, but I'll open now for realsie.]
There are like 27″ of snow on the ground and it’s slowly [...]

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Waiting Out The Storm

Roberto and I are waiting out the storm. Jake is staying on the couch.
This is the view from our window.

We’re still waiting.

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No Comment

From AM New York…
“Burt, a Boston terrier, refuses to speak to the press during a press conference about the arrest and indictment of Steven Vassall, who allegedly posed as a veterinarian, at the District Attorney’s office in Brooklyn Wednesday. Burt and his owner were victims of the alleged scam.
(Joel Cairo)
Feb. 8, 2006″

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Time Warner Presents, Nate’s Countdown To Cable

It has been almost two years since I have bathed myself in that lovely blue glow of digital cable. On Saturday, I am going bathing again! People have asked me(it’s true, people stop me on the street and ask me this stuff)…
PERSON ON STREET: Nate, is this like regular cable or like [...]

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Elf Men

I like to think that Jenna Elfman’s ancestors were an intermixing of Elf and Humans. And that her last name is the lasting result of that. You know just how like someone who’s named Sarah Baker, her family used to be bakers. Or that Jack Johnson was the son of John. [...]

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Parting Shots

Been reading the recaps of the Super Bowl. Just came across this line in an article about Jerome Bettis who retired after winning the game. Here is what some dude wrote about him, “The image that will endure from Super Bowl XL? Jerome Bettis, beaming and clutching the Vince Lombardi Trophy in his [...]

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Photo Synthesis

Unwittingly, sometimes I will name my blog entires in EW/US Weekly style. Please forgive. Anyway, these are some unrelated pictures that I had in my camera lately. So I thought I’d just share them. Pretend this is show & tell. This is what I brought in…

ALLIGATORS DO GROW IN THE [...]

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