Just saw a commercial for Crystal Light which appropriates a song by changing the lyrics “Shake Shake Shake, Shake Shake Shake, Shake Your Bottle!” Instead of booty. Pretty lame. There are so many great commercial songs like say “Tasty Cake” or “Juicy Fruit”. You don’t have to cover other songs and change the lyrics to [...]
Archive > January 2006
Beware Dead Kids Under Your Canoe
Today is Friday the 13th. If you are getting the heebie jeebies about this, you might have “Paraskevidekatriaphobics” which is the overly long word for the fear of Friday the 13th. I learned some interesting things just now looking up crap about FTT. –There are 13 witches in a coven. –Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson, [...]
Pittsburgh Love
While reading my daily dose of Gothamist, I came across an item mentioning how expensive NYC is. According to CNN, it is the most expensive city in the U.S. But when you dig deeper, you find something else interesting. Next is L.A. and then Chicago, and San Francisco. Not surprising. But then finally, I spied [...]
Oprah Notes
Seeing as how Oprah is on at 4 pm, and I don’t have a VCR or Tivo/DVR, I rarely watch Miss O. But sometimes, I am home. Sometimes, I am sick. So since so many people like Kate and Natasha and Siobhan all blab on about how great Oprah is, I decided to watch it [...]
Business Cleavage
You live long enough on this earth, and you can’t help but compare the differences between boys and girls. Every day at work, I’m reminded of these differences. Chief among them the addition of business cleavage. Now, I wish I had a cellphone that could take pictures b/c I’d take some shots to illustrate my [...]
Things You Shouldn’t Say In The Bathroom
I heard a guy say this yesterday at work, in the bathroom: “Fancy meeting you here!” I’m of the opinion that if we both went into the bathroom and didn’t say a word to each other, and didn’t even set eyes on each other, we would probably enjoy the experience more. We’re into there to [...]
Interchangeable Parts For Movies
I was watching Goonies this weekend and I was pretty pleased with the experience. Until, Sean Astin gets to where One Eyed Willie is and has a moment alone with him talking to him until he realizes that the rest of the gang has sneaked into the room behind him. He asks, “How long have [...]
More Brilliant Search Results
Hello folks. I was on vacay for a long time there so I haven’t been posting. But I’m back. And I’ve a few things to post about. But first off, here are some more brilliant ways that people found this little blog that could. “elephant sex” Mind you, seven different people typed this into google. [...]
