This is how you should address your letter to Santa Claus according to the United States Postal Service.
I’m about to engage in my annual ritual of watching It’s A Wonderful Life! A couple of years ago, my friend and I had an argument about which was the better Christmas movie. IAWL or Miracle [...]
Archive > December 2005
Santy Claus
Wheelchair, Get Out Of My Way!*
Sunday, I got to go and see Billy Cosby at the Apollo. It was pretty great. I had always wanted to go there and to see ‘Cos’ there was tremendous.
But also, there was a moment of complete awkwardness that was just as amazing. There was a woman who was confined to a [...]
Christian Slater Love
The internet is brilliant. Why do I know this? Because someone found my little bloggy by searching for “Gleaming The Cube blogs”. I think that’s hilariously awesome. And also, because if you were type that in on Google, shelktone.com is not going to come up like on the first page. [...]
Daisy Update
Well, as promised, I did watch the first Daisy show. And it was very interesting because the show I think is promoted heavily one way and then the actual show isn’t exactly like the promotion. The promotions make it seem like it’s just her goofing on people but in fact she switches from [...]
Michael Knight
Holy Canolies! Just got a new promo email from Apple about how NBC has released a bunch of tv shows for download on iTunes and it’s some standard fare like Law & Order and The Office, etc. and then like right at the end, just as a little trail-off it says, …….. and Knight [...]
Dradle, Dradle, Dradle
I just got some food from the cafeteria(or ‘caf’ if you are hip) and I noticed how they had set up a Christmas tree for the holidays and next to it, a freaking giant menorah. I’ve nothing against the display of the menorah. But I’m against how tacky a giant menorah looks. [...]
When Squirrels Attack
A pack of squirrels attacked and ate a stray dog in a Russian park. Please warn dogs you know.
Grandma Shelkey’s Secret Stuffing Recipe
Folks, you are in for a treat. This is pretty much a scoop, a world premiere exclusive. I am going to document how you make Grandma Shelkey’s stuffing.
Here is the recipe:
But what does that look like? You need bread, torn up.
Then you need a bowl to mix it in.
Now, you’re going to [...]
