When you don’t have cable, you’ll watch anything. Almost. See, I’m a big TBS watcher. I watch all the movies they show with that really annoying Southern gal who does Movie and a Makeover. And then there’s Dinner and a Movie. I actually don’t mind those two. (I have [...]
Archive > November 2005
Important Movie Effect
Also, sidenote:
This is such a classic movie trailer effect but it’s always cool. If you have a movie that’s set in winter, you have to have the film company logo screen have snow coming down around it. You can even have icicles hanging from it. This works also for movies with rain [...]
A Disturbing Trend
I saw some movies this weekend. As is the custom, they showed some previews before. And I saw something that disturbed me. But first, some history…
In 1969, a tv show emerged called “The Brady Bunch” in which a single parent with three kids meets a single parent with three kids of their [...]
Upstairs/Downstairs
Karma is brutal I suppose. For the past day, my neighbor(I can’t tell if it’s my upstairs one or my next door one) has been making quite a racket. It sounds like they are moving in? And then refinishing the floors. Or maybe scraping the paint off the wall? It’s [...]
Boy For Sale
I mean, ummm… book. Check out this new book that my friend Gethard wrote. It’s all about spooky strange places in New York. So if you ever followed the Bunnyman’s Trail in Virginia or someplace like that somewhere, it will be an interesting read!
I mean this is what this guy does—visit weird [...]
Burger Pie
I’m shocked and dismayed. I feel very much like Kramer because someone has stolen my idea! A few years ago, Ben Rodgers and I came up with a brilliant (and I think) groundbreaking idea. Pizza toppings are very diverse. You have twelve major toppings:
–pepperoni(the king)
–cheese(the queen)
–mushroom(the third wheel)
–green peppers
–sausage(meat runner up)
–ham(normally [...]
Stern Theory
I listen to Howard Stern.
But I am one of those people that listen to him b/c he annoys me. I have him set on my alarm clock. So that I am irritated enough that I wake up.
He constantly says some of the stupidest things imaginable and this is what I perversely enjoy. [...]
Secrets
I’m getting excited for the holidays. It’s still quite some time away but the great marketing machine of America is not waiting. And they’ve started me on the path.
This year, I am going to disclose two secrets for people to know and love. They are:
1) Grandma Shelkey’s Stuffing Recipe
2) The [...]
